The menu.

For when you don't know what haircut you want but somehow expect us to know.

30 min

Clean, professional, and socially acceptable.

30 min

The safe choice.

30 min

For people who want their ears to experience maximum freedom.

35 min

Because apparently having hair was optional.

40 min

You sit down. We stare at your head. We make decisions. You trust the process.

1 hr

We'll make your beard look intentional.

15 min

The "I have a job interview tomorrow" package.

45 min

Haircut, beard trim, hot towel, and a complimentary mirror reveal — plus 15 seconds of silence while you process how good you look. Confidence may wear off after approximately 72 hours.

1 hr